The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

Mind Time

The time it feels like in your head

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"

by Wasted. October 18, 2008

Nacho time

Spending time consuming nachos of one kind or of many kinds

Dude I just had some quality "nacho time".

by Mrthumper17 June 21, 2018

Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.

My birthday time starts tomorrow

by tjbeus February 1, 2023

Time

The Inevitable marching of time that's slowly killing us.

Joe: Oi what time is it?

John: The time is 2 AM. Let me sleep u fuck...

by Some guy too much free time November 17, 2020

Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019