CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. by AAAAAAAAAGH October 18, 2020
Get the Catmug. 
A tweaker that does shit in a way that doesn't make any damn sense, lives trashy, and likes to get fucked in the ass
Ex1- "why is he walking like that? "
"He takes it up the ass"
"What a hippy cat"
Ex2- quit being a hippy cat and level the pad this house has to be done today
"He takes it up the ass"
"What a hippy cat"
Ex2- quit being a hippy cat and level the pad this house has to be done today
by Amosc-Yk.albigg July 17, 2023
Get the hippy catmug. a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.
by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021
Get the hamster catmug. “Dude, we finally did anal on the camping trip last weekend!”
“Bro, where the hell did you get lube in the middle of a forest?!”
“Nah man, we just dry catted it.”
“Bro, where the hell did you get lube in the middle of a forest?!”
“Nah man, we just dry catted it.”
by durtyharry September 2, 2023
Get the Dry Catmug. A dumb but cute and sweet beastie. They share one brain cell among the lot of them, but lacking brain power causes them to exude big bursts of chaotic energy in random spurts, often referred to as ginger zoomies.
Lurking under the table with wide eyes, the ginger cat randomly lets out a “ROOOOW,” and sprints across the room knocking shit over. The feline then darts across the room in the other direction, then halts. This beastie looks puzzled, ears pointed backwards, head tilted to the side .
“Jesus,” says Fred, “fucking orange cats.”
“Jesus,” says Fred, “fucking orange cats.”
by BigQ69 July 25, 2023
Get the Orange Catmug.