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Sussy Imposter Balls

Sussy imposter balls are the manufactured balls that are surgically implanted into artificial scrotii of a transgender person or someone who lost their testicles. (possibly rape dwarf related)
The traps in the red light district have sussy imposter balls
Drag Queen sussy imposter balls
Amogus sussy imposter balls
Kanye East got the sussy imposter balls from fortnite

Sussy imposter balls torture (gone sexual)
Candice sussy imposter balls fit in your mouth
by Women Moment May 4, 2021
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ball lift jackhammer

a sex position in which the receiver is lifted up in a ball, whereby the lifter entangles their arms with the receiver's legs and arms and proceeds to fuck the living shit out of them.
lachy : hey I heard you and elise had a wild night last night!

alex : haha yeah dude! we did the ball lift jackhammer all night long!
by ThatNutcase August 24, 2016
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Bohemian Ball Punch

Bohemian Ball Punch - Not to be mistaken with the song Bohemian Rhapsody, is when a man assumes the position and the lady friend continually strikes the back of his sack until level of pleasure is obtained. Sometimes blunt objects are used such as golf clubs, puppies, sporks, bars of soap, preparation H tubes, shovels, and steel toed boots. You are a real man if you can handle the Bohemian Ball Punch.
Josh (the first subject of the famed ball punch) was railed all night by a strange phillipeno man lady. After the bohemian ball punch was over, josh spontaneously combusted. Therefore, not being a full man.
by SexyBeast09 June 20, 2009
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Asian Ball Punch

A sexual act where the man is getting his penis stroked or sucked by a woman. As he gets harder and harder, the woman then punches his balls sharply along the bottom, causing immediate and violent ejaculation. The ejaculate may go flying several feet in the air, if it isn't being covered by the woman's mouth.

The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.
You know, my girl Maya, was sucking on me one day like normal, but then she stopped, looked at me straight in the eye, and just Asian Ball Punched me. My cum went flying into her hair. Then she punched me again, and it went flying through the air and landing on the wall across the room.
by blackram67 January 26, 2013
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Balls on your face

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.
Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!
by Liverquake May 24, 2012
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shut your balls

1. Shut up
2. The act of shutting off one's genitals from the general public
Person 1: It would be most opportune for you to shut your balls at this juncture.
Person 2: Indubitably
Person 1: Pip pip tally ho
Person 2: Touche
by The A Group January 31, 2007
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you've got no balls

An expression said by a man to another man. Can be said also by a woman to a man, but that is much more rare and weird.
Simply, the expression "You've got no balls" can stand for:
You have no self-respect, you are a coward, you can't face your problems like a man, etc.

After the expression is told to someone, he has to prove otherwise- do what he was told to do, or simply say:
"I do have balls. You wanna see them?"
-Why do you let him insult you like this? Go and kick his ass!
-No, it will get me into trouble.
-You've got no balls! Go and face him like a man!
by Urban_Fellow July 6, 2006
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