friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023

Friend

That dumbass you show sympathy for.

My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4

by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 5, 2019

Irritating friend

That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.

Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend

by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 11, 2018

Boy best friend

A guy she fucks without knowing that you know what she's doing

"hey babe do you care of me and my boy best friend go hang out?"

by Nigga big Chicken March 9, 2021

Friend

An imaginary character that only exists in books and movies.Similar to other types of people that dont exist(ex.dad,girlfriend,etc).

Person 1:I guess we are best friends.
Person 2:I dont know who you are please leave my house.I have called the police.

by N_o_ _O_n_E April 23, 2019

Gen Friend

An intergenerational friend.

My parents decided to stop parenting me and started to treat me as a gen friend instead.

by fractalzen July 16, 2024

rick friend

the friend who is smart and talks shit because its fun. the rick friend is a hater.

Tenjen: im the rick friend
Krak: no u arent fag
Tenjen: ok

by unclelillion June 8, 2024