Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the Word "Cap" but adding a little bit of spice.

When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.

Friend 1: Girl, I got a date with Jack Harlow tonight!!
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.

by Capparoni And Cheese May 26, 2023

Grating the cheese

The act of scratching your dandruff-infested scalp, making a ton of dandruff flakes fall out

Person 1: Man, that guy's really grating the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow June 26, 2024

Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

by SirGawinisaballetphreek May 02, 2010

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023

Chili Cheese Dog

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.

I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!

by My moist is critical October 22, 2024

Chili Cheese dog

When a dude doesn't wash his privates for at least a week or 2 even through working and such and starts to accumulate "cheese" under the skin and a girl goes down on him with a can of hotdog chili.

A dude at the bar asked me if I wanted to come back to his place for a chili cheese dog and winked at me.

by crab92 October 05, 2024

Chili Cheese Dog

Chili Cheese Dog is a culinary delight in which person A slathers person B’s wang in molten Cheez Whiz person B then proceeds to stick his cheese covered wang Cheese Dog in person A’s waiting asshole. Person A, having eating a big bowl of Cincinatti Chili the night before, shits all over the cheese covered dong. Person A then enjoys a nice fresh Chili dog. Repeat as necessary.

Al: Hey Wollman, did you hear what Alex made brad for dinner last night?

Wollman: was it his famous Chili Cheese Dog

by Pink sock lollipop January 17, 2020