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Time

Something Hamilton thinks he will run out of
"Why do you write like you're running out of time"
-Aaron Burr, sir
by Jewel394 July 5, 2023
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TURMO TIME

To be completely honest, Electric Forest was great, but I feel like I need to go full TURMO TIME at Lost Lands. Pray for Ukraine.
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Almeria Times

The best blog in the whole existence.
el chaquetero: I love Almeria Times
Culdee: Yh
by Culdee July 6, 2023
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McGurn Time

Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.
Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”

“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”

“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”

“Yeah.”

“Fuckin aye.”
by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 7, 2023
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Shmoly Time

The act of two or more people urinating into each other’s mouths.
David: Hey Patrick. It‘s Shmoly Time!
Patrick: Alright! I go first this time.
by Noakke July 8, 2023
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Reverse Time Scam

A reverse time scam is a scam you can use to scam a scammer. You reverse the scam and scam time out of the scammer, hence the name reverse time scam.
The scammer called Joe and asked about his car insurance, but Joe told him that he had called Pete's Pizzeria & Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. Joe reverse time scammed the scammer.
by fantastic_flute44 July 10, 2023
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