Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

Gas Farting

When you manipulate a flatulence situation to make your partner believe they, in fact farted when you know it was you.

Honey why are you gas farting me?

by Sinor skeezioli March 16, 2025

Poo Fart

When the air sneaks along the poo and comes out smelling like poo.

Man that poo fart was nasty!

by Tall Tony March 20, 2025

I Will Fart Out My Smile

I Will Fart Out My Smile

I Will Fart Out My Smile

by SuelTameOresuTeMato March 22, 2025

fart fart fart boogie

a new cool trendy dance move.
Fartreus Boogietrinx used this dance move to disarm his foe,
known for being quite deadly.

hit that fart fart fart boogie, Fartreus!

by FartFartFartBoogie May 21, 2023

liquid fart

is a function of your bum hole and is usally considered a sign of divine intervention it is when you pop a fart cloud and instead of gas coming out its drops of liquid, it is usally used for nuclear fusion if collected. During the cold war, the russians provided this element to the freedom fighters of afghanistan which formed the birth of bin laden.

Stalin: fuck my brown dot is warm with liquid fart.
Scientist 1: i got you jit (gets tungsten beaker)
Scientist 2: 2.5ml should be enough for bin laden

by flaming wolfs eye May 31, 2023

cum farts

where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity

person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*

by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023