Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
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“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
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(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.
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noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.
verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.
verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.
verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."
*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*
Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.
verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."
*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*
Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
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1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann July 1, 2012
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