hot headed tea bag

When you tea-bag someone from the back and your balls are on there forehead, and you crap on there head.

I just developed the pictures from last week's party and saw that they gave me a hot headed tea bag.

by BoB-Robert July 7, 2008

Deuche Bag Effect

The principal that in a group of three or more people, there will always be at least one deuche bag.

Dude, I'd love her friends, but the deuche bag effect kicked my ass.

by Admiral_Dane September 23, 2009

Toilet Tea Bag

The act of purposely or accidentally dunking one's scrotum in a toilet.

He stayed at a fancy hotel. Imagine his surprise upon sitting on the commode and receiving a Toilet Tea Bag.

Ewwww?..... No, Ahhhhh !

by lorenzo scarimanka December 9, 2010

Candle Bag Titties

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.

Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010

bag o' snacks

A chubby, overweight, out-of-shape youth.

"Check out that bag o' snacks trying to run over there."

"Yeah, he's puffing wind after running barely 10 feet."

by fmgate June 11, 2006

Ratan Basket Bag

An ugly straw basket that is worn over the shoulder that English teachers wear.

The Grandmother wore a Ratan Basket Bag.

by Miss Peggy 69 420 January 30, 2019

botley bag lady

The botley bag lady was a woman called Eleanor that had a very rich family, the family all died in a house fire leaving Eleanor as the last member of the family alive. The fact she was alone drove her insane causing her to become homeless and wonder the streets collecting bags, eating chewing gum off the floor, eating rats, and have a bigger beard than a horny teenager. RIP Eleanor

You are a saint

Oi I just saw the botley bag lady digging threw that bin

by DOTZZZ June 20, 2019