New word

When stupid ass kids write inappropriate definitions to stupid made up words and they get published

Did you see that new word sheela posted

by Vosberd78 March 31, 2019

New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

Baby Yoda New

A period of extremely short duration.

A reference to being extremely new and cute like baby yoda

You are baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 11, 2020

Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024

gaz new

a guy with only 2 loves in his life: fantasy football and the gym

that guy needs to get a life he's a proper 'gaz new'

by Not a gym freak January 23, 2008

The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.

Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.

by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025

New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon theatre cup to shit in and leaves the mess behind for you to find in the shower

Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore..

just wait till you find out about the new moon cup

by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024