A kid constantly glued to the iPad and watches tiktok all day corrupted by brain rot and skibidy toilet with Cheetos all over the place.
by CapuchaGtag March 18, 2024
Get the Ipad Kidmug. by backdrft76 August 14, 2022
Get the Sticky Kidsmug. Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
Get the But I don't threaten kids though!mug. A kid, typically from the logo community*, who makes all their videos in KineMaster. Quality can vary from very poor to very good, depending on the creator and the creator's experience with KineMaster.
*Can also be a Gacha kid.
*Can also be a Gacha kid.
by Accidental Meming July 8, 2023
Get the KineMaster Kidmug. by Viewception December 11, 2023
Get the Kool Kids Klanmug. Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.
The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
by MplsMickey February 16, 2024
Get the Mary’s kidsmug. by Nohandle@weather August 30, 2021
Get the kape kidmug.