disaster friend

Someone who you don't really know, but with whom you're friends on Facebook, and whose life is clearly falling apart. You continue reading their status updates out of morbid curiosity, and for the guilty pleasure of watching a slow-motion trainwreck.

"Hey, have you heard Becky's pregnant *again*? And that her fiancé just broke up with her? And that she's apparently now converting to scientology?"

"Who's Becky again?"

"I'm not sure, she's one of my disaster friends."

disaster friend by pi_is_exactly_three September 8, 2016

Extra Friend 

Another Way of saying a Gay Friend

OMG your Bestie is Such an Extra Friend

Extra Friend by Aria W January 12, 2018

boyfriends best girl friend 

A girl who makes the girlfriend jealous for no reason

Why doesn't he just marry her?!
She's your boyfriends best girl friend calm down!

boyfriends best girl friend by Iluvthiswebsite January 17, 2015

double best friend 

Like a secret double agent, and secret double best friend can really case chaos in someone's life. The often go many years before the victim realizes that that made a mockery of him or her.

Look at that tool he he thinks we're best friends but he has no idea we are double best friends. I just use and take advantage of thier kindness.

double best friend by B.A.TRILLMAN December 17, 2017

My guy best friend 

He is my best friend and will be forever. He makes me feel happy, special and so much more. I don’t want to life with out him anymore and when he’s not here anymore or not my best friend there is no reason left for me to life. He is literally my world and I love him so much more than anything else I can’t describe how much I love him. I was in a very dark hole and he saved me. When I lose him I will lose my world and my self

By Lina for Moritz ps i still Love you and your my guy best friend 03.11.2020

My guy best friend by Moli2019 November 3, 2020

aimees best friend 

niamh, she is aimees bestfriend!!

Who is aimees best friend?
niamh is aimees bestfriend.

aimees best friend by ilovewords101 January 7, 2021

Fair-Weather Friend 

Ted Cruz.

From Wikipedia:
In February 2021, during a historic winter storm, up to 4.3 million Texas residents were left without power and millions of others without drinking water. In the middle of the storm, Cruz and his family were spotted on a plane heading to Cancún, Mexico, where they planned to stay at the Ritz Carlton and escape their home, which Heidi Cruz called in a text message "FREEZING".198199200 Cruz requested assistance from the Houston Police to escort him and his family through the airport.201
Reporters outside the Cruz family home also observed that Cruz had left the family poodle Snowflake alone inside the house without heat. The dog was spotted through the window of the front door of the dark and empty house.202 One reporter who visited the house spoke to a self-identified security guard who said he was caring for the dog.203 Cruz's political allies and rivals condemned him for leaving Texas during a crisis and traveling internationally during the COVID-19 pandemic.198 Cruz initially said he was taking his daughters on a weeklong vacation from school at their request, in an attempt to be a "good dad".204 Later that day, he returned to Texas and said the vacation was a mistake.205 Protesters calling for his resignation greeted him in front of his house upon his return.206

Ted Cruz is such a fair-weather friend: The moment Texas froze over, he abandoned his constituents and ran to Mexico.

Fair-Weather Friend by Hard_Landings February 22, 2021