baby ruth bobsled

The act of shitting a REALLY long turd. So long it starts wrapping around itself in the bowl.

That was one hell of a ride on the baby ruth bobsled!

by jamaican babyruth bobsled team October 22, 2008

Second-Hand Baby

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.

Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.

by scottdrums January 14, 2014

grown man baby

When you dress your infant son in adult-like clothing such as jeans and collared shirts such that they look like a miniature grown man.

Look at that little grown man baby!

by skb1212 July 3, 2014

ass crack baby

someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass

Kim is an ass crack baby

by hoyobuster1000 October 23, 2013

back bowl baby

a baby that shits in a bowl and pours it over its back

That man is a back bowl baby.

by garden gnome swag November 13, 2016

Baby white whale

A chubby Caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back

that Baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn't swimming very fast

by bamcole101 November 21, 2016

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016