mom typing

Typing ridiculously slow with your pointer finger

When I broke my thumb I was forced to start mom typing.

by ANONOMYOUSXX123XX July 12, 2016

your mom

a shit head

if you go into the kitchen and scream fortnite kid 360 times a person called your mom will beat the shit out of you

by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022

Ur mom

A 13 year old boy thinks hes funny by saying that but he sounds 5

Jack: Ur mom HAHAHAH
Josh: not funny idoit

by Thekawaiibunni (anti pngtuber) August 15, 2022

Ur mom

the most devastating thing anyone could say to anyone.

hey duuuude. how life?
Ur mom.

Wanna grab a bite to eat?
Ur mom.

Ur mom?
Ur mom.

by frbt8ft797ny February 21, 2019

Unfiltered teen mom group

Get butt hurt

“This is a unfiltered teen mom group”
“Oh so that means I can say anything?”

“Yeah pretty much”
*gets offended over something *
“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
“Because this is an unfiltered teen mom group!”

by Manipulators September 7, 2025

Ryan’s mom

Hot.

WoW it’s Ryan’s mom, she’s so hot

by Fluffy hat January 29, 2022

Cobra Mom

A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020