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Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.
Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."
by yardbug January 22, 2010
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Red Devils

Orangey/Red Pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, after a heterosexual male ginger goes to the restroom.
God damn it, Eric, you left some Red Devils in the bathroom again.
by Definition Maker 12 July 3, 2018
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red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021
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apo red

by All Hail my penis July 1, 2017
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Red Mountain

A cocktail mixing red wine & Mountain Dew over ice
Hello sir, may I have a Red Mountain?
by Pops Romani November 4, 2025
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Red Willy

When you finger blast a girl thats on her period and then shove your bloody finger in her ear. Giving her a wet willy with her own period blood.
If i ever finger a girl on her period im giving her a red willy.
by Suicidexmessiah February 23, 2018
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realized red

by desiiiixdd123 July 31, 2023
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