by Whyamialiverightnowlikeog April 29, 2021
Get the Boy best friendmug. Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
Get the Fake friendmug. 
A time and place friend is a friend that exists only within a specific time frame and at a specific place, and in any other scenario that friendship would not have formed. Usually in the context of traveling abroad or being in a novel situation.
Charlotte and Bob, who were as different as night and day, met in Tokyo by happenstance and became time and place friends.
by phrmashwrma November 25, 2023
Get the time and place friendmug. When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
Get the Friend Farmmug. Jose.
A bad friend Means when someone who laughs even when ur crying.
aldo: WOahhhhhhh whos that bad friend
edythe:thats jose *eyeroll*
aldo: WOahhhhhhh whos that bad friend
edythe:thats jose *eyeroll*
by eve1978 December 6, 2021
Get the a bad friendmug. I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.
Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.
Smart Idea.
Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.
Smart Idea.
by ecargvas October 12, 2021
Get the Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Daymug.