Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.

by Insom April 16, 2021

Cats

Fluffy fur balls of love :)

Cats cure my depression

by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

Cat Hoe

When an animal lover (in this case a cat) makes sure to erase ALL of the scent of the neighborhood cat because they're scared their "baby" might find out you're cheating.

I PRAY I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TOO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE "MY BABY" WAKES UP OR SHE MIGHT SMELL MY CAT HOE

by Debly April 17, 2021

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Maned Cat

A really big, floofy cat. In other words a Maine Coon.

A: OH MY GAWD LOOK A MANED CAT!
B: What-
A: WHAT KIND IS IT?!

B: A Maine-
A: OH MY GOD SO CUTE!

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021

Cat playing a electronic Video

A internet loved video, posted around 2012 on YouTube, got tens of millions of views

Cat playing a electronic Video is enjoyable and funny

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 26, 2021

Jurassic cats

Cats that you'd want to put a dart in.

Jurassic cats T shirt if there's not one already- Shoot her, before she gets to the kids!

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021