like-mooch

A person who posts ridiculously overused content on internet platforms that may include, but are not limited to YouTube, Twitter, and Instagram with aspirations to get large amounts of likes and/or comments. Many may resort to the use of guilt-trips or threats to achieve their fortunes, when in reality all they really want is the attention they seek. Commonly, when they are confronted for their acts of begging, they get very defensive. Not all of them mention the words, "like" or "comment". Examples:

"🤕 <------- This is Andrew

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He gets bullied everyday! 1 like = 1 bully stopped!"

"nobody:

literally no one:

not a single soul:

Ski mask: LET'S MAKE A DEAL, BITCH BE FOR REAL."

"LIKE THIS COMMENT/VIDEO OR AN EVIL WITCH WILL CURSE YOU."

"Everyone in this comment section is a like-mooch"

"This YouTuber is a like-mooch"

by sinnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss June 12, 2019

Like white girls on Halloween

Just like the best of us, white girls on Halloween will frequently wish to engage in some fun, casual sex, but rarely describe it as such. Often times the words "I don't have sex, I make LOVE" can be heard, uttered from a "sexy cop" on the spookiest night of the year. In this way, if someone is being unrealistically romantic about a sexual encounter, you might describe it as them "making love... like white girls on halloween"

Brad: Man this girl is SO hot, I just wanna make love to her
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween

by Im_Finna_Keep_it_a_1000 September 16, 2019

crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly refers to the ability to move around lightly and quickly on one's feet during a fight. Sting like a bee refers to effective punching that hurts the other person. crawl like a caterpillar refers to the ability to have opponent on all fours begging for mercy during a fight.

by King amun tut ankh September 21, 2019

in october your crush is gonna like you back

you will find your soulmate

when you see your crush just tell them that you like them and show this card"in october your crush is gonna like you back"

by ryan.dbc October 1, 2019

You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 12, 2019

natalie likes gays

Natalie previously states, “I like Luke Meyers.” However, Luke Meyers is gay. Therefore, if Natalie likes Luke Meyers, she is likes gays.

U hear Natalie likes gays bc she said she was gay for James Charles

by LickMikeHawk69 October 14, 2019

Work like a dog

To work like a dog means to do regular work on the Sabbath.

Please do not work like a dog on God's holy Sabbath.

by Be holy August 4, 2019