cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

by VainDadMelt May 21, 2021

Alien cum

The same thing that comes out of your dick but green and sour

Girl-Oh cum on me

Me-ok

Girl-WHY IS IT GREEN

Me- Its Alien cum

by Riceboy1228 March 07, 2024

All Cummed Up

energetic, determined, and full of strong feeling, usually excitement, also can mean anger

"oh man, I am so hungry right now, I'm all cummed up for dinner tonight!"

by FunGuyRobbie March 13, 2024

all cummed up

energetic, determined, and full of strong feeling, usually excitement, also can mean anger

"oh man, I am so hungry right now, I'm all cummed up for dinner tonight!"

by FunGuyRobbie March 22, 2024

cum in a mug

It’s just fun in a mug what’s more to it?

Just cum in a mug and you got this definition your welcome world!

by Potato.Chu October 26, 2020

cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.

Adam is a cum guzzling twat sucker

by BEKatPotsdam February 12, 2010

Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!

by can sir July 31, 2016