cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

cat

an animal

omg a cat

by ummmaceyfrost May 1, 2019

cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021

cat

some asshole in a fur suit that exists to tip over your cup

cat: *spills can of RedBull on keyboard*
Human: FUCK

by BurnedEggs September 2, 2019

beluga (cat)

sussy cat

I like watching beluga (cat).

by gedegadegeaddegeadegoodegaoaga March 7, 2025

Dinosaur Cat

Once apon a time dinosaur man found a cat. They made a dinosaur cat. They evolved into chickens. MATH!!!!!!!!!

I have a dinosaur. I have a cat. Uggh. Dinosaur cat

by Jdjenchc December 14, 2018

Cat

A fat, lazy and selfish creature that eats and sleeps day in day out

Cats are lazy

by Small dog October 5, 2019