I could care less

1. It is possible for me to be less interested in the subject than I am at this moment.
2. It is not possible for me to be less interested in the subject than I am at this moment.

When unsure as to which definition should be applied, it can help to judge the person's intelligence - morons usually mean #2.

I could care less about something as unimportant as this.

by Dr. Cactus February 25, 2004

I hate women and minorities

A gamer warcry. One cannot be a true epic gamer without hating those pesky women and minorities.

Gamer 1: I hate women and minorities

Gamer 2: Hell yeah, me too brother! Gamers Rise Up!

by Joker the Fortnite God April 19, 2020

I don't have a clue.

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.

Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.

by OK-KB January 7, 2012

I like you a lot

I love you. If you have said "I like you a lot" more then 100 times to the same person it probably means that you love her/him.

I like you a lot Miss Sarah. A lot!

by Stephan_stupid September 3, 2006

I am totally crushing

from the popular Teen Girl Squad cartoon via homestarrunner. it means that the person has a total, complete and utter crush on someone.

"i am totally crushing over peter."

by Bobby S July 24, 2003

i tell you what

A phrase commonly used by people in the South. Can be used in the beginning or end of a sentence. Common to Texans, it is used as a whole sentence, with nothing before or after it.

Bill Engvall talking about Texans: "Man, I tell you what."
"What?"
"I told you."

by Nicolee March 14, 2012

I heard it's Obama's fault

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.

Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"

by ttmike42 October 12, 2012