NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

National uppercut Your sister day

It’s when you fucking destroy your sister cause she’s a little prick.

“Ima fucking upper cut the shit outta you Stephanie”

“Why?”
“Cause it’s National uppercut your sister day”

by MexiAlan October 30, 2019

National Tiddy pic day

The day to ask your girl to send you a tidsy pic.

Hey it’s the 1st of December. You should send me a tiddy pic babe. Its the National Tiddy pic day! Tobias is gonna be happy.

by Number69legend December 1, 2021

National freaky day

Nataional freaky day April 16 . You can do anything freaky. Grab ass grab boobs kiss fuck literally anything.

Jessica: hey Tom you just kissed me
Tom: it’s national freaky day!

by Jaydalpver627 April 11, 2019

National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them

Omg it national dry hump day

by tinylol April 11, 2019

National Grab Ass

on March 23th, it's national grab ass day.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by Theraxlha March 22, 2022

National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022