wheel monkey

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.
by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021
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Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014
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albino monkey

have you seen an albino monkey before

you mean henry over there

HOLYYYYY SHUITTT
by THEHABIBI December 27, 2023
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MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024
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(v.)

Synonym for suicide.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
by Dinkywink June 17, 2021
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monkey

a primate, an animal

they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals

example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape

example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!

example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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