A truck driver.
by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014

by THEHABIBI December 27, 2023

click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
by Dinkywink June 17, 2021

a primate, an animal
they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals
example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape
example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!
example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape
example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!
example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
