"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.
by bin man June 21, 2025

Someone who agrees to take part in an Mad Monk challenge, but bails a month before with a shit excuse.
I double booked, and chose a wedding over a manly event and piss up. Sorry to be a let down cunt.
I dont think my foot will last the whole 10k. (the mrs wants me to walk the dogs instead.) I am also a let down cunt
I dont think my foot will last the whole 10k. (the mrs wants me to walk the dogs instead.) I am also a let down cunt
by Garage Vibes April 16, 2014



by yardardar April 5, 2021

by DefoNotDownBad June 1, 2021

I finished my morning sit down, got up and heard the splash of my cellphone going down in the brown.
by Mo Budak August 13, 2016
