SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)

Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .

by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020

New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book to exist

Me: Wow! This book cool!
The Book: Yeah! I’m somewhat of a New York Times Bestseller myself!
Me: Oh nvm this book is so unoriginal

by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023

Tiddie time

Your girlfriend must take off her shirt leaving only her bra (or nothing if that’s wanted) and you leave it off for 20 mins. If you are mean or do something that upsets the other person you must give them extra tiddie time.

Hey baby can i have some tiddie time tonight?

by _gay.girl_ April 8, 2020

Timed drawing test

Phone sex by young or old people. Usually done over snapchat and is meant to be quiet and fun, creativity is key

Hey babe wanna do a timed drawing test

by DankDestroyer5454 October 19, 2016

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

Misleading time nap

When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally

My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.

by Useful words unpublished December 4, 2021