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garage kid

Girls:
+Appearance
Shoulder length hair
Side bangs
Must have at least two pairs of skinny jeans
Wears Vans & Converse
Must have at least one pair of flats
Must always wear a necklace.

+Intrests
Unicorns
Hello Kitty
Music
Brass Knuckles
Leopard Print
Gloomy Bear

+Boys
Appearance
Hair at least down to your ears
Dark hair
Choppy Type Hair
Bandanas
Tight Pants
Cute Smile

+Intrests
Stripes
Music
Famous Stars & Straps

+Garage Kid Personality
Nice
Happy

+Big Garage Kid Plus
Piercings
Multi Colored Hair

+Garage Kid Talk:
+Use the words
Intense
and
Rad
boy: did you see that garage kid?
other boy: yeah she was intense.
by xxxxxmelissa December 9, 2008
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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kid kulture

Kid Kulture” is a movement that is about spreading love and positivity. As Rapper/Entertainer “Kid The Kid” pushes this movement he believes it will help end racism and help bring the fun back into the world.
Kid: when your a kid, you don’t care about someone’s skin color or what people think about you. Your just being yourself, wanna have fun and love everybody.

K(C)ulture: this is a way of life

Kid Kulture (A.K.A. Double K’s)
by WorldTopDefinitions December 15, 2017
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Gen Z Band Kid

A "Gen Z Band Kid" is someone with a outdated sense of humor, or someone with the humor of a Gen Z Five Year Old
by Kennonical October 2, 2023
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ipad kid

that one stupid unsocial kid who has an ipad at the age of 2-9 and 20 years later the parents wonder why their kid was a elementary and middle school loser.
Briana: Why is that kid with his ipad and not playing basketball outside with his cousins?

Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.
by jimyjohn December 19, 2021
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burlington kids

mainly consisting of white, privalaged hockey players.
by lameasshoe420 June 28, 2018
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kids

kids
are ya ready kids?
by qwopqwop May 8, 2022
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