When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
Get the A Red Monkeymug. by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina March 12, 2011
Get the monkey minky lipsmug. A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
by Hide- July 20, 2018
Get the ranch monkeymug. When a transgender man (now girl) sucks dick while fucking someone, with his dick.
Feels amazing, but is counted as being homosexual.
Feels amazing, but is counted as being homosexual.
Trans: I just tried Abused Monkey with my BF , it felt amazing.
BF: I loved it and i cummed.
Trans: I loved sucking him.
BF: And i loved how you rid me.
BF: I loved it and i cummed.
Trans: I loved sucking him.
BF: And i loved how you rid me.
by Zenvia December 26, 2016
Get the Abused Monkeymug. Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018
Get the toss the lunch monkeymug. -Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey
-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo
-no she's a zebra monkey
-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo
by Mike-pap May 21, 2013
Get the Zebra monkeymug.