When your best friend is about to come out of the shower but your pooping on the toilet and he is confused on how you got into his house and you explain it was through the window.
"How the fyck did you get here" said Gerald, "I crawled through the window dude I really needed to Litter on a cat"
by XxVapeGudxX March 22, 2017
the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.
Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*
by UMGUDLUGTUDF April 07, 2018
by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020
Get a Cat (Phrase): A slang term meaning “to get married,” based on the humorous observation that many married couples often adopt cats as their first pet. The phrase suggests a cozy, domestic lifestyle associated with marriage.
Origin: The term “get a cat” is widely believed to have originated on TikTok in early 2023, when a creator named @CozyCoupleChronicles posted a viral video captioned “First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a cat named Pickles.” The video, which featured a montage of newlywed couples adopting cats, quickly racked up millions of views and sparked a trend.
Soon, other creators joined in, using the phrase in captions like, “When you know it’s serious: they’re ready to get a cat 🐈” and parodying dating milestones with references to feline adoption. The hashtag #GetACat trended across platforms, with users sharing relationship updates and jokingly speculating when their significant others would be ready to “get a cat.”
By late 2024, the phrase had entered broader slang usage as a cheeky way to describe tying the knot, solidifying its status in modern lexicon.
Origin: The term “get a cat” is widely believed to have originated on TikTok in early 2023, when a creator named @CozyCoupleChronicles posted a viral video captioned “First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a cat named Pickles.” The video, which featured a montage of newlywed couples adopting cats, quickly racked up millions of views and sparked a trend.
Soon, other creators joined in, using the phrase in captions like, “When you know it’s serious: they’re ready to get a cat 🐈” and parodying dating milestones with references to feline adoption. The hashtag #GetACat trended across platforms, with users sharing relationship updates and jokingly speculating when their significant others would be ready to “get a cat.”
By late 2024, the phrase had entered broader slang usage as a cheeky way to describe tying the knot, solidifying its status in modern lexicon.
by RimJobJimSlob December 15, 2024
by Nigga pog May 01, 2020
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