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Cat Massage

The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."

"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."

"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."

"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
by C3PBro June 9, 2013
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Channel-Catted

The sexual act of taking a mans genitals as a whole into one's mouth.
Man, she channel-catted me last night...Woot!
by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019
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Cat

The cutest animal in the world that chinese people eat. Likes to scratch people.
Guest: Your cat is so cute! I want to pet it!
Cat: o shit
by A Loser On The Internet November 17, 2017
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cat in the box so much meow

Commonly used by threat actors referencing the popular hacker “Waifu” AKA TicketMaster hacker.
My cat has so much meow in its box”
Your cat has NO meow in its box”
“Cat in the box so much meow”
by meowkitymeow December 11, 2024
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cat

by ummmaceyfrost May 1, 2019
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Cat

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Cat do be meowing.
by Cat do be meow April 30, 2023
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cat landing

lucky escape. From the phrase 'land like a cat.'
It is a cat landing that you managed to fling off your enemies.
by uttam maharjan September 2, 2010
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