double handie

Two hand jobs at once

Malbaugh gave Luke and Christian a double handie

by Big Daddy Hot Rod October 22, 2013

Double Pussy Warning

Something is double as aesthetic as the regular aesthetic.

Person: Omg this picnic is so Double Pussy Warning!!

by notfinn69 January 23, 2022

Mister Double

The name for someone who takes everything twice as serious as it should be. He would overthink twice as much, be twice as snooty as usual and twice as ugly as everyone else

1 Mister double over there looks silly
2 Ikr, why’s he overdoing everything
1 Such a pick me

by lmao what do I write hereee March 28, 2022

Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”

Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!

by Sarbear1613 April 17, 2022

Double stuffed oreo

The act in which two black males take a shit in a women's vagina then fuck her at the same time

Janet wanted to try something more dirty than usual during sex, so she called her closet black friends to give her a double stuffed oreo

by Aneeta bush December 24, 2017

Double Friday

When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday

“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”

by King Adren October 25, 2019

Double Redungdant

When you try to flush poop, it goes down the hole in the toilet, only to pop back up to rest with the new water. Flush again, same result.

Hey girl. My (same) poop has performed an encore twice. It's being double redungdant.

by MarkTwainTheThird November 29, 2023