Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met

If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard

by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009

go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

Double Chin

A piece of skin used to choke someone while fucking them.

I double chinned her while fucking last night

by Hell2thenoooooo July 21, 2021

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

double twinner

When two pair of twins make sweet love

Yesterday was awesome. Me and my twin brother had some fun with the twins next door.
We got double twinned - My best double twinner so far #collegeisawesome

by dotcom September 12, 2018

double twinner

When two pair of twins make sweet love

Yesterday was awesome. Me and my twin brother had fun with the twins next door we double twinned them. My best double twinner so far #collegeisawesome

by dotcom September 12, 2018

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022