asian man with a dog

That one Asian friend who says “wood my bad” after someone says my dog went missing

Lil John:My dog went missing last night I hope he’s ok
Friends:yeah me to
Asian man with a dog:Oh my bad

by AsianDogStore(Food Market) July 5, 2019

Green Bean Dog

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans

I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.

by ZayTheFunnyMan July 4, 2022

dog fo odlid

spell it backwards

Billy: hey jane spell dog fo odlid backward
Ganice: i am most aroused by dog food lid when inverted
Billy: *gets laid*

by Fake Men Advocate July 18, 2022

soup dog kelsey

soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10

you: “i don’t follow soup dog kelsey”
me: “go follow her now she’s better then you🙄☝🏼“

by jaeorsomething June 2, 2021

Hot Dog No Ham

When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.

The met gala was hot dog no ham!

by Hanfrooter May 2, 2023

bull corny dogs

Alternative way to say bullshit.

That was a bunch of bull corny dogs.

by Stefani5150 January 13, 2016

Dog gone comma

Dog gone comma means stupid comma.

I hate this dog gone comma.

by Kriroka January 24, 2019