deez nuts

something you say to piss everyone off

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021

Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

shudder nut

When you a guy nuts so good his body shakes vigorously, or shudders, so to say.

"Man, she sucked me so good I had a damn shudder nut. I think she thought it was a seizure at first but we Gucci.

by The1QueenBee August 29, 2017

Nut-to-night ratio (NNR)

The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone

My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week

by The giant worm August 9, 2022

Nut Grip

Barack Obama

That dumbass is such a nut grip.

by Twyla November 17, 2016

nut train

A nut train is when you and your bro's all line up and ejaculate on girls face without having sex with her

Male 1:bro I just ran a nut train on my girlfriend last night with the boys
Male 2: I know bro i was there

by sara fresher June 22, 2019

Floridian nut twist

When a woman twist a man’s genitals to the point where once they are released it starts spinning rapidly.

A porn star grabs a man’s balls and let’s go and they start spinning like a dreidel

Hense the name the

Floridian nut twist

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl June 5, 2025