Nuts

Balls

Ur nuts are big

by anonymous January 30, 2022

Nut Crevice

Slang for a woman's vaginal cavity.

"He dumped a load into some woman's nut crevice."

by Timesync March 21, 2023

creez nuts

A cooler version of using the term deez nuts.

Person 1: Wendy's? More like Wen- deez nuts!
Person 2: Nobody says deez nuts anymore, we say creez nuts.

by TheWiseDoge February 14, 2023

Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.

That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.

by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020

gatorade nut

To insert a flacid penis into a Gatorade bottle let it get hard, be unable to get it out, eventually but into the bottle and take it out after becoming flacid.

I highly regret having a Gatorade Nut but would 9/10 try again and would recommend you.

by Gay nigga gangbang December 5, 2019

nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Masala Nuts

When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.

Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.

by knottyfibre January 23, 2024