Ur mom

Its your mom

Bill: I would like to do something today
John: Your mom?

by Iam your mother April 6, 2022

UR MOM

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by Jo ma’am June 14, 2022

Ur Mom

The greatest comeback in history.

"what are you going to do today?" Then you say "Ur Mom"

by MrCoolMan1414 May 4, 2023

Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

Nabil mom

A nasty BITCH with yeast infections and has sex with multiple men daily

Nabil mom gets raped daily on the bus

by NabilAlphinuglyboy November 19, 2023

ur mom

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.

idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.

by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020

Orgy mom

(Noun): a person who arranges sex parties and throughout the event proceeds to act the mother, passing out lube, poppers, and ensuring towels are readily available.

"Mid-thrust, the sheets began to get wet. The designated orgy mom swept in, placing towels under the participants without anyone having to ask."

by mrsmithgoes September 23, 2017