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Cats

Pure evil. They can kill anything. Sure they may seem lazy but that’s just a cover up. They plan to steal all the food and then enslave us. They will overthrow us and rule the world. If you have a cat, watch your back.
Preacher: Name something evil in the world.

Child: Cats....
by I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp June 29, 2018
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Cats Music taste

Something to say when someone has a really bad music taste
Bro You have a Cats Music Taste how do you listen to this!?
by MagnumYes May 26, 2023
mugGet the Cats Music tastemug.

Cat

I wish they were real
"Man I wish cat's were real"
by YourBoiCrip March 17, 2023
mugGet the Catmug.

flat cat

A flat or small vagina. Usually used to describe a vaginal area.
that girl has a flat cat.”
by bossfam April 3, 2019
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Cat Trapped

When your sat or laying down and your feline friend sits on your lap or chest and when you attempt to get up your cat growls or scratches you as you have disturbed their slumber
by Finlayverton May 3, 2021
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Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.
"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"
by VValt Disney October 3, 2022
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