Pure evil. They can kill anything. Sure they may seem lazy but that’s just a cover up. They plan to steal all the food and then enslave us. They will overthrow us and rule the world. If you have a cat, watch your back.
by I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp June 29, 2018

by MagnumYes May 26, 2023

by bossfam April 3, 2019

When your sat or laying down and your feline friend sits on your lap or chest and when you attempt to get up your cat growls or scratches you as you have disturbed their slumber
by Finlayverton May 3, 2021

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.
by VValt Disney October 3, 2022
