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Green Bean Dog

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans
by ZayTheFunnyMan July 4, 2022
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asian man with a dog

That one Asian friend who says “wood my bad” after someone says my dog went missing
Lil John:My dog went missing last night I hope he’s ok
Friends:yeah me to
Asian man with a dog:Oh my bad
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Jamaican Hot Dog

When a male sticks his penis so far down his partners throat it comes out the partners asshole.
He gave me a Jamaican Hot Dog last night, it was so refreshing!
by Jkaeagle October 18, 2016
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Corn Dog Rolling

Rolling your penis in a girls vaginal juices before thrusting into the anus
Dude last night Loretta was totally into the corn dog rolling it was wild man
by NewarkIsMyCity April 23, 2018
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dog poop island

The central island within a suburban roundabout serves as a small oasis. While it's a place where local residents might take their dogs for a walk, there is unfortunately an issue with some dog owners neglecting to clean up after their pets. This might occur because the central island isn't directly adjacent to houses, leading some owners to overlook their responsibility to pick up after their dogs.
I went to dog poop island and man did it smell bad
by FlabbyPancakeSause August 12, 2023
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Shooting a fourth dog

Originating from the hypothetical of "IF I SHOOT TWO DOGS IN THE FUCKING FACE, IT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN NOW SHOOT A THIRD DOG BECAUSE I SHOT TWO DOGS ALREADY" (which it in itself is a comedical way of saying "Just because you do something bad to other people doesn't make what you're doing now any less bad.") , shooting a fourth dog is when someone's rhetorical/ethical/or hypothetical question is made fun of or insulted and them responding with a hyper-exaggerated Babyrage.
Thimble: "Hey that presentation about ducks was pretty good..... NOT! IT SUCKED LMAO NERD."

Jumple: You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to-"

Thimble: "...... Jesus H Christ you really shooting a fourth dog with that one....."
by fencelord January 18, 2023
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Dog Cunt Millionaire

Aussie slang - Someone who wins the lotto and doesn't deserve it.
Did you hear that Sam won lotto ? Yeah he's a dog cunt millionaire
by bljb1 August 13, 2021
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