Double weirdo beardo

Its a bearded man that is VERY strange. Also a word if you see a bearded thief.

-Double weirdo beardo with strange shorts!

-???

-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!

(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!

by Nalya April 17, 2022

Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”

Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!

by Sarbear1613 April 17, 2022

Double doored

While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.

Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.

by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022

Double standard

A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.

Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

9 double 1

The cops

The 9 double 1 showed up at the scene

by F1287 November 20, 2020

Double Uie

Term coined to describe missing an exit ramp on the interstate and taking various twists and turns to get your ass back on track to your intended destination.

Double Uie ain’t a word! You made that shit up!

Oh yeah? Wait one hour and that bitch will be a word! Urban Dictionary doesn’t bullshit

by SnoopMoon November 22, 2020

Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.

Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.

by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020