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cocks in frocks

The clergy (specifically christians)
As the priests showed up carrying the golden crosses, my dad quipped, 'Here come the cocks in frocks'.
by cherrypicker uk March 22, 2009
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cock boy

what a cock boy; he's such an edgar
by jimahhh March 24, 2009
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Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"
Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"
by Joe September 21, 2003
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Cock Squatting

Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.
Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.
by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011
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Cock Joke

A joke in which cock joke
Person A: Cock joke
Person B: Cock joke
Person A: Cock joke
by Frostie the Ice Cream Man June 25, 2021
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cock smoker

One who does not belive in sasquatch, or the rock methos, causing the 5 steps of death:
1. anger
2. denial
3. Canadian temp job
4. Door to door rocking
5. acceptance
Jack:That fucking joint sucker, cock smoker
Kyle:Did you see how fat that fucking lard ass was?
by ujtkrfd December 5, 2007
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cock block

the infamous act of concealing a friends penis in cheez wiz in sake of being a total douche bag.
Justin Timberlake covered my dick with chees wiz and licked it off.... what a cockblock
by Vagina McVaginastein May 8, 2005
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