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widgey wedgie

A widgey wedgie can only be done to someone with an abnormally large widgey (penis).

It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.

It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.

It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.

An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.

Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
Mike: Your twat of a boyfriend just gave me a widgey wedgie! I tried to give one back but his widgey couldn't reach up that far. You deserve way better than that stupid git.

Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!

Mike: Bitch!
by MYOB you nosy bastards August 30, 2019
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Wedgie

A sharp tug to the rear of the underpants. Named after the British politician Tony Benn or, as he was at the time, the Honourable Anthony Wedgewood-Benn, Viscount Stanhope. As an hereditary member of the House of Lords he was barred from voting in General Elections and from taking a seat in the House of Commons. In order to renounce his title, impossible at the time, he started a campaign of tugging the rear of the underpants of men of influence, on one memorable day in particular scoring wedgies on the Prime Minister, the Duke of Edinburgh, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Soviet Foreign Secretary at one diplomatic reception. He achieved his aim and went on to be a Member of Parliament representing Bristol in the Labour interest.
Cyril Smith's gone commando since Tony wedgies him.
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Sock Wedgy

The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.
Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!
by Giraffarig August 16, 2011
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motown wedgie

Sticking your fingers up someone's butt through their underwear
We were making out and all of a sudden she gave me a motown wedgie!
by BloJSimpson May 11, 2018
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cilt pussy ass wedgie

the painful act of pulling underwear through your private part
(a true story)

when i was 18, i was bullied. one day while walking home from school, a group of guys gave me a wedgie and dragged me to their house. they hung me from the basketball hoop and stripped me naked, the took pictures of me while cutting holes in my shirt and bra. after about an hour, they took me to their room and hung me on those pull up bars. they were pretty tall, and started spanking the hell out of me, then took turns sucking me. i screamed and moaned but their mom was passed out. they ended up going into me and shoving things like rulers, tomatoes and medals into me while letting the ribbons hang out of me. they also gave me a bunch of nipple twisting. since my mom and dad were out for the week they made me hand for over 3 days, only giving me cum to drink while jerking off. when i needed to use the bathroom, they filmed me and didnt let me get off. they washed me with my piss and waste, while videoing everything. after about a week of taking turns on me, showeing me in my waste, feeding me cum and 5L of water an hour, they let me go. i had to go home with my clothes wet (i was wearing a microskirt, leggings, a white crop and a red bra) with holes displaying my ass and tits/nipples. my clothes were wet with my piss and they blackmailed me for a month before everyone in my school found out. after that instance, they gave me constant squeaky clean wedgies and made my pussy and nipples hella sore. i hate cilt pussy ass wedgie.
by hornypussy May 10, 2025
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Coochie Wedgie

When a secure Woman is blessed with a package between her legs that tends to get a little hungry.

The act of a Woman’s under garment keep rising between the lips of her Temple.
We attended a Pool Party and this beautiful womans bathing suit was all in her Puddin giving a serious Coochie Wedgie.
by B.G💪🏾💪🏾 July 15, 2018
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Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump
I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016
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