Valentines Day

Another bullshit day of Getting pissed off and exposing the most cringy Fucking things to say to say.
VALENTINES DAY Is just another bullshit day
by PenisBBreath February 8, 2019
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Charlotte Valentin

The hottest person ever, also looks like Kate moss and has a beautiful sense of style and humor and is known for that
by Sickandtire.d May 20, 2021
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Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true
by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022
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Valentine’s Day

A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.
Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single

Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means

Person 1: you bet I do
by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021
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Shirley valentine

A sex act when someone shits on your chest
by Shmeels February 8, 2022
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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