Another bullshit day of Getting pissed off and exposing the most cringy Fucking things to say to say.
by PenisBBreath February 8, 2019

The hottest person ever, also looks like Kate moss and has a beautiful sense of style and humor and is known for that
by Sickandtire.d May 20, 2021

by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022

Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021

by Shmeels February 8, 2022

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
