A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
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Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
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So she is very charming, a well-living person, really enthusiastic, she cares a lot about how peoples feels. She loves adventures, and spending time with friends.
So she is very charming, a well-living person, really enthusiastic, she cares a lot about how peoples feels. She loves adventures, and spending time with friends.
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