ninja unicorn

ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns

hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.

get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.

damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn

by nooooodle.! January 18, 2009

Ginger Unicorn

Since most redheads are generally unattractive... you will find the rare sexy redhead (i.e. not albino and awkward) and you will need to express how you feel about them. As unicorns are a mythical creature, you can see how they relate to seeing a sexy redhead... it just doesn't happen very often.

Did you see that ginger unicorn over there? Man, she's smokin.

Hannah Clayton is the OG ginger unicorn.

by gatattack January 9, 2011

Retarded Unicorn

Retarded Unicorns usualy are pink and girly. They laugh Either Like "HARDYHARHAR." Or "NUAMNUAM" They find themsleves halarious, when they are actually just making a fool of themself.

yer a retarded unicorn.

by Scene girl. November 12, 2010

Majestic Unicorn

A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.

I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.

by iluvunicrns February 21, 2014

Unicorn Lover

A unicorn lover is normally a very dorky person who subscribes to websites that consist of ponies and unicorns. Although some can be very strange and you may not understand their obsession, some may be very cool. They may not care what other people think and carry on with their passion for the horned horse.

"Did you see her lunchbox? She must be a unicorn lover."

by Seemite October 16, 2008

Awkward Unicorn

This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.

Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.

by Obsydion October 7, 2009

unicorn porn

Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com

Bill watched unicorn porn last night, he couldn't stop hitting that "cornify" button.

by mctenold July 17, 2009