Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
by christine sixteen November 23, 2010
Get the Turkey Bloat mug.Slang. A person performing in public for gratuities, esp. in a flamboyant or silly manner. Street Performing Busking
by Mermaid Badger October 8, 2019
Get the Street Turkey mug.soup made a few days after thanksgiving from leftover turkey. Every american should eat it to be normal
Hey mom, aren't you gonna start making the turkey soup yet?
I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!
Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.
I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!
Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.
by gobble gobble hehehe November 29, 2010
Get the turkey soup mug.It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.
by Polar007 October 28, 2012
Get the Turkey turds mug.Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 1, 2019
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Get the Pilfered Turkey mug.A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
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