Me and my girlfriend were sick of the front bum so we got nasty with the poo shoot and I ended up with a tomato bracelet!
by BloodyPnut December 08, 2018
by Yellowstar April 08, 2015
by cumquat April 05, 2024
by cumquat April 05, 2024
Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.
by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022
Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.
Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
The kind of guy that goes after a tomato ( a woman that exudes confidence and positive energy) just to get her, not to keep her.
That fudging tomato boy said he loved me and wanted to be with me, but as soon as I gave him my love he left!
by It girl energy August 06, 2024