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Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
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Extreme thumb war

Two males thumb war and the loser gets fucked in the ass
Me and john played extreme thumb war last night, man it sucks to lose
by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018
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you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
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extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children
y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood
by cheeznotfound_ July 30, 2021
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SpiderMonkey Extreme Air Sports

The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!
by Weil February 16, 2019
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The Extremely Goofy Moovie

The Extremely Goofy Moovie is a movie that is extremely goofy. I mean for fucks sake
Bitch 1:“Do you want to watch the Extremely Goofy Moovie?”
Bitch 2: “Fuck off sharon I was never friends with you.”
by Darood McSansterm June 5, 2018
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Mean bean extreme

N. - A very mean person.
Xavier, why are you being such a mean bean extreme?
by sonoranfish September 22, 2021
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