The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014

by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator
someone: no , why
y/n : did you even have a childhood
someone: no , why
y/n : did you even have a childhood
by cheeznotfound_ July 30, 2021

The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
by Weil February 16, 2019

Bitch 1:“Do you want to watch the Extremely Goofy Moovie?”
Bitch 2: “Fuck off sharon I was never friends with you.”
Bitch 2: “Fuck off sharon I was never friends with you.”
by Darood McSansterm June 5, 2018

N. - A very mean person.
by sonoranfish September 22, 2021
