Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.

Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty

by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022

Matt Stone

some hot guy who is the co-creator of South park and baseketball guy and has a sweet ass

guy: Matt Stone is so hot
guy 2: ikr

by XonionX June 8, 2023

Matt Tait

A small erinaceous male who wears sandals and has a neat buzz cut.

Woah, sandals and a buzz cut what a Matt Tait

by Sven Jeff December 22, 2017

Matt Dimick

A guy that is a great friend, who is loyal and will always be there for you no matter what happens. He will try his hardest just to see you smile. He is the sweetest guy i ever met. He is understanding and will never judge you ever. If you met him you are really lucky that you have met him. he will change you're life for ever.

Rosa: *crying*
Matt Dimick: Why are you crying??

Rosa: I'm crying cause me and my bf got in a fight
Matt Dimick : Everything is alright , i'm always here for you i'll even stay up till 4 am to cheer you up.

by ImmortalRose115 October 29, 2012

matt-out

becoming overly obsessed or clingy with a girl.

"dude, i did a total matt-out and now she wants nothing to do with me."

by Gabby Eve Reday October 24, 2011

matt lauer'd

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.

I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.

by jmack7018 December 9, 2017

Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.

"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019