shane

a very cute human being with a very good personality

hey yk shane

by Carley Whahahhaha November 25, 2021

shane finucane

sexy

shane finucane is sexy

by wtfbigballsohyeah February 23, 2022

Shane

Big gae

Me:hey Shane ur big gae

by Ur step dad December 23, 2019

Shane Long

Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good

Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?

Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.

by Gabbob11 May 24, 2022

Shane Howard

A little paedophile dickhead rat who makes instant relationships soon after a break up. Widely known for 'most likely to be criminal'.

Shane Howard just had a new victim!

by Therealishere August 27, 2016

Shane s

All people who are Shane s date blond girls who are either much shorter or much taller than him. Shane s also dates around a bit but always leave them after a week or so. Most Shane ss talk to multiple girls a once

Damn that Shane s is kinda cute
"Don't talk to him he's talking to 3 other blond short girl"

by Oppressor kid dictionary May 13, 2022

Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020