Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.

shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile

by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011

Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021

Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022

Moody Jazz

the retarded and fucked up way of saying the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure stand "Moody Blues"

"I just drew Moody Jazz"
"It's Moody blues you retard"

by Pneumonological February 12, 2025

Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them

Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples

by no02345t6 September 20, 2023

Devil Jazz

That shit that sounds like you had your fourth booster shot while smoking a carton of Red 100’s while sipping on the devils wife poon juice. Heavy rifts from hell that make your grandma go to an extra service on Sunday. A pentagram that makes your nails turn black and black billy haunt your wet dreams.

That devil child was blasting his devil jazz

by Devil jazz November 24, 2021