Is a smurf that lives below ground in the dirt beneath all of the other smurfs. Pops up to take and steal from the other smurfs to survive.
by Truecolours72 November 29, 2021
As a former employee at Best Buy, managers use to yell at us when we would congregate in small groups instead of walking the store looking for needy customers. The manager would come over and tell us to quit "smurf piling." The "smurf" was based on our Best Buy issued blue shirts and "piling" was the employees congregating.
by Geeked January 08, 2008
When you enter your partners ‘magical portal’ from behind, after indulging in Shrooms for an evening, you then grab their neck firmly with two hands and choke them until they turn blue!
by EchoEcho5 January 06, 2018
reverse smurf is when you grip the balls till they turn blue then twist them 360 all while sucking him off and releasing when he about to bust
by but why tator February 15, 2021
strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok
“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”
by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 08, 2020
Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
by the charlie January 17, 2009
Somebody who takes scissors and cuts a large cut in the palm of their hand and then takes a blue marker and sticks it in the cut, causing their hand to turn a shade of blue.
by Valkyrie February 29, 2004