To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)
Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016
Get the Shower-mintedmug. When you drop a mint in your partners asshole. Then proceed to dunk tongue into dat ass, Making sure to anchor before bottoming out, fishing out the mint. Then to top it all off, after you swirl the mint into your mouth to get a fresh minty breath, you spit in your partners ass.
Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.
by Stoner McBoner 69 September 3, 2023
Get the Mint Chocolate Chipmug. by Ariel Gard January 30, 2008
Get the MiNt cHiPmug. The Australian Mint put out a tourism brochure which read "Visit the Royal Australian Mint? It just makes cents". Since this amazing pun was released, cool kids now describe something that makes sense as 'Australian Mint' .
by nospoons July 21, 2016
Get the Australian Mintmug. by Scrappinkappen October 20, 2018
Get the New Jersey Junior Mintsmug. Something you did that was bar none, marvelous. This shit is as close to perfect as you can get. Whatever it is you did there isn't much more of a compliment to something whether it was a play in a football game, or the camel toe of your TILF across the hall....
John: Hey how was that bitch's ass last night?...the one you banged
Dan: Oh it was real Mint..
Conner: Yo i was eating some pussy last night after our football game, tasted so much better..It was Mint as fuck.
Brandon: Dude..i farted
Ethan: Mint.
Dan: Oh it was real Mint..
Conner: Yo i was eating some pussy last night after our football game, tasted so much better..It was Mint as fuck.
Brandon: Dude..i farted
Ethan: Mint.
by Mikehawk413420 October 13, 2011
Get the Mintmug. Someone who loots useless items in a Video Game becouse they ran out of content to do.
Its mostly used against a free-to-play player, who spends a lot of time in the game.
Its mostly used against a free-to-play player, who spends a lot of time in the game.
by Monodevl February 7, 2024
Get the mint pickermug.