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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!
Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.
by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021
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Hot Dog Slide

A man lays on his back with an erect penis facing his belly button, the women straddles the man, sliding forwards and backwards with his penis between her wet labia lips.
In my open relationship, the no penetration rule has led to many hot dog slides.
by Cotton eyed Joe July 20, 2023
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Hot dogging with no ketchup

The sexual act of insertion with no condom or lube
Ya Jessica and I couldnt wait, we were just hot dogging with no ketchup
by Pickle8648 December 6, 2021
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Hot dogs

Hot dogs are Dog food and cat Food Because they have Liver
Its just dog food and cat food Its hot dogs
by MemesMemes April 4, 2022
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